nicholas normal

Destination

2005-02-10T03:05:50Z

I haven't posted in a while.

I am cleaning the apartment for Patti to come home. I just saw her yesterday, but I am very excited to see her again. I am ready for a change in my life... Patti has been ready for much longer. Somehow the reality of Patti's life her in Portland came to light while she was gone. I felt lonely and as crappy... she must of felt worse.

I am suppose to be cleaning, but I am reeling at the fact of how lucky I am that Patti is still with me. I am reeling at how oblivious I was. I am reeling at how much I am looking forward to change... building my life around Patti instead of around a stupid job. Reeling at the fact of how stupid I am. Lastly, reeling at the fact that all you so called "friends" probably knew how stupid I was and didn't say anything. Please speak up next time, jerks. I almost died.

Thanks,
Nick

Slugs

2004-02-21T22:56:45Z

It really bothers me that phone booths are so high up. Nobody gives a shit about "slugs" anymore. This sad slug is trying so hard to look normal.... poor guy.

look out

2004-02-08T04:50:25Z

there is something i have been wanting to get off my chest all week...

I watched the superbowl half-time show produced by MTV. However, I didn't notice Janet Jackson's boob because I was looking at Justin Timberlake.

cha ching

2003-08-21T23:28:57Z

patti changed my livejournal because she 0wnz me.

long strom thurman

2003-07-01T18:27:03Z

i have this week off, so i am able to watch cnn and catch up on current events. I watched part of strom thurmans' funeral today. I didn't realize how impressive his life has been:
"he was born when teddy roosevelt was president, in the 1950's he nearly beat Harry S. Truman in a bid for presidency. In 2000 he celebrated his 100's birthday in the whitehouse with President George W. Bush"
That's pretty much all Dick Cheaney said in his Eulogy today for strom thurman. I thought it was brilliant. I know that Omission has long gone hand in hand with our government. but i think it has become slightly worse lately. this has all probably been said before but I don't think much can be done to stop this reasoning by omission shit. first of all, our attention spans are become worse and worse. we are fine with a 30 second summary of an event or a 30 second reason why we should bomb the shit out of a country. a 30 second ad is enough for most of us as consumers to purchase a product. why shouldn't it be enough for us to justify supporting the platform of some political candidate?

the same thing happens on both sides of political issues. the people opposing our bush's regimes policy's are trying to gain support with their own set of 30-second reasons, full of omissions. the arguments on both sides are full of holes--missing truths.

but i honestly don't know if our nation can change, or should change. I don't know if we have time whether in global or local policies, or in technology, or in our day to day life to find out the whole story, digest it, then attempt an approach to the issue. it is clear in some matters. we go to a doctor because we have decided not to take the time to learn medicine, and we want a 30 second reason why or why-not we should have our tonsil removed. we elect officials to office because we trust that these people will find out the whole story, digest it and choose the best solution for us. but in most cases we choose our offiicials based on a 30 second ad in which they try to tell us what they want to hear. it's crazy how much of our modern nation has been created based on quick decisions.

my thoughts right now are that maybe it doesn't really matter how quick we make decisions. all they are is a series of chemical reactions. and no matter how quickly the reactions take place, they will always lead us to the position of lowest potential energy. we are just getting there a lot faster. METEOR!!! WAKE UP PATTI!!

WAZZUP??!!

2003-05-05T04:55:30Z

I GOTS THIS LIVEJOURNAL NOW, ALL NUBIAN LIKE FOR THE 2003. ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDZ PAGE. BOYYYYYYY. PEACE.

multifunctional

2003-04-22T06:13:45Z

dinner, you ate it, there is none left.
it was salty, with butter, and it was the best.
you proceeded, to eat it, because you were in the mood.
but homes you did not read it was a can of dog food.

i've got the magic stick

2003-04-20T22:28:06Z

i like to assemble furniture. please employ me.

thanks,
nick

honesty

2003-04-19T06:18:00Z

"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
-Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.)
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

pumpkin head

2003-04-18T03:10:55Z

i think patti has penis envy. she is always staring at it, wherever we go. it wouldn't be a problem if it is my penis she envied.

i'm tired.

patti is watching friends. ech.

me and ulysses are scheming!! patti must pay!!!

it's not a diary

2003-04-17T06:08:17Z

i decided to startiafs;jdalskfja; patti is reading this as i type. not now. ok, while she isn't reading this.

we had a SARS scare today in portland. meanwhile thousands of people are dying from second hand smoke!! REALLY PEOPLE, WHAT THE FUCK, LET'S SOLVE ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME.

my boss is going away for a week and a half. so my work load will go up. it will be ok. it kind of sucks though cause our office is so empty now. It will feel like when I work on the weekends. NO PANTS. it will just be me and my heinrich himler. Nothing like writing a project proposal while stroking it. (not really) . I think the CEO of my company has a livejournal, he is on kim jong il's friend's list (the illmatic). eh.

this journal entry is like a blind date that ends in a hot tube with KNOCKERS FLYING EVERYWHERE. PASS IT ON.

mobile one

2003-04-16T04:05:22Z

mobile poop

it gets around.

the cat smells

above is a list of some of the last few things patti has said. the cat stunk up the whole apartment. it hurts, really.
patti is better, just phlegam.

our return-loss station at work failed it's gauge control and reliability testing due to back reflection dependence of the AR coated lens. i have like 20 tasks i'm working on that are left over from all the people who have been laid-off over the past year. it's pretty fun, because they are tasks people didn't finish because they were too challenging.

i love patti a lot. she is playing zelda right now. it's like watching a cartoon. a retarded cartoon though where the character keeps walking into rocks and shit.

peace.

right on moron

2003-04-15T05:37:36Z

i filled out my federal tax returns tonight. this will help the government win the war on drugs and terrorism and muslims. i could have bought a really nice plasma tv. or a really big fucking turtle or somem shit like that.

new live journal background. it's going to be my desktop at work.

patti is sick. i feel bad. i've tried to help. i know this polish lady who gives good loving. didn't help

eh
eh'ahdskaldj

effing

2003-04-13T04:41:17Z

patti won't let me play zelda. i'll get even. someday. GERM WARFARE.

the harder they come

2003-04-12T00:59:52Z

today is my birthday. i'm 43. i used "tertiary" in a report today. patti hung out with a new friend today. i'm sure she'll post about it, she posts about everything. "oh, i combed my hair". "oh, I moved to portland." "oh, i at lunch" "oh, i wrecked my car"

we are going out to dinner and to a movie tonight. she said something about wanting my seed later. i'm not sure what that means.

i got candy, cake, pig lib, a monkey vs. robot book, and some little ghetto pals. THANKS PATTI!!!!

diabetic cough syrup

2003-04-11T02:38:42Z

This is my first post. I plan to do this often. Patti says posting often will help prevent heartworm. Stephen Hawkins says posting often will lead to wormholes. Earthworm Jim has a funny head. Johnny Two-Tone what the fuck.

The telecommunication industry is not the place to be. Work sucks. I need a new profession. Mil-Aerospace? Medical Microelectronics? Health Instructor?

Patti is sick. I bought her dayquil Q and chicken soup. the dayquil wasn't nyquil and the soup was creamy. Patti has high standards, coincidently so does the Mil-Aerospace and Medical Microelecctronics industry. All I know about health instruction standards is that Bob Ross couldn't meet them. Life goes on...

Is this the last nicholas normal post you ever read?

NICK IS ON THE LIVEJOURNAL

2003-04-10T09:27:37Z

THIS IS NICK'S LIVEJOURNAL. WHEE.